January 2010
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Link: Ten Words You Need To Stop Misspelling →
December 2009
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Ultimate Santa Stalking Device! →
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The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear putting up as many lights as possible!
This Cracks Me Up →
Insults, Shakespearean Style →
“It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are...”
– Lemony Snicket (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via nosferatued) (via flickflickflicker)
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Elliot: My life is a mess!
J.D.: At least you're pretty.
Elliot: Yeah, well, pretty don't pay the rent!
Carla: It does for my sister.
Elliot: Oh, my God, your sister's a prostitute?
Carla: She's a model. Come on, Elliot, we talked about thinking before we speak.
“Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this...”
– Michael Scott
